Nice interview

I read a nice interview in the Times of India today, thought I should share this with you,

JP MORGAN CHASE Chairman “ Mr Jamie Dimon’s life comes straight out of a Jefferey Archer’s Novel”

He was hired out of the Harvard Business School by a billionaire who became like a father to him & soon he went on to become the top guy of Citibank, Dimon was widely seen as the successor to the Chairman “ Mr Weill”,but was actually fired ( speculation has it that he Dimon passed Weill’s daughter over for a promotion)

When this interviewer went to him, he mentioned Mr Weill asked him to resign for revenue being down & for non performance,he immediately called his wife, his youngest daughter asked him whether they would have to sleep on the street,the middle one asked him “whether she could still go to college” & the eldest asked him,if she could have his cell phone as he would no longer need it.

After laughing on this,he went on to say,that when he lost his job,he was treated like a leper,but then he changed things believing that everyone has their ups & down not just in business,but in Life too.

Inspite of loosing his job at Citi,he still holds no crudge with them,today JP Morgan has surged far head of the crisis ridden Citigroup ,he firmly believes that we can compete with each other ,but when you are in trouble ,I would rather help you out,its a terrible mistake to measure yourself by someone else doing badly I want us to grow for us.

Nice philosophy.

A lesson from Sri Sri Ravishankar

"To love someone whom you like is insignificant."
"To love someone because they love you is of no consequence."
"To love someone whom you do not like means you have learned a lesson in life."
"To love someone who blames you for no reason shows that you have learned the art of living."

Must Eat when in India

Must Eat when in India
Originally uploaded by Brindha-Nivas

India is a land of diversity. With over 25 different states, it is more like a continent. here is a taste of what is good in each state.

only God keeps you going

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got
>due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From
>world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why
>does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?To this Arthur Ashe
>replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh
>learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professionaltennis, 50,000 come to the
>circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2
>to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And
>today in pain I should not be asking GOD"Why me?" Happiness keeps u Sweet,
>Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success
>keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u going...
>
> Keep Going.....

I love this doctor

I love this Doctor
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
'If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Good one

>>
> A REAL GEM !!!!!
> >
> >
> > Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting
> > in a bar drinking shot
> > after shot.
> >
> > The Indian man said to the American,"You know my
> > parents are forcing me
> > to get married to this so called homely girl from
> > a village whom I
> > haven't even met once.We call this arranged
> > marriage.I don't want to
> > marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that
> > openly and now have a
> > hell lot of family problems."
> >
> > The American said, "Talking about love
> > marriages... I'll tell you my
> > story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and
> > dated for 3 years.
> > "After a couple of years, my father fell in love
> > with my step-daughter
> > and so my father became my son-in-law and I became
> > my father's
> > father-in-law.
> > My daughter is my mother and my wife my
> > grandmother.
> > More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is
> > my father's brother
> > and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when
> > my father had a son. Now
> > my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.
> > Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and
> > I am my own grandson.
> > And you say you have family problems..Gimme a
> > break !!"

Sindhi Salesman

Indian Salesman

The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."

Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow.. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."
The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"

Indian boy says: " $101 237. 64"

Boss says: "$101 237. 64? What the hell did you sell?"
Indian boy says:
Sir, First I sold him small fishhook.
Then I sold him medium fishhook.
Then I sold him large fishhook.
Then I sold him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.
Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he said down on the coast, so I told him he'll be needing a boat,
so we went down to the boating department and I sold him twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to our automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.
I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents.
Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"

Indian boy says: "No Sir, actually he came in to buy Anacin for his headache, and

I said: Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind .

American History

Hillarious. It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except
from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'Fvck the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little $hit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
testifying against him - 2004.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're fvcked!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.'

Microsoft Memo

Can't stop laughing :) Sorry for the language but this is so.....

Microsoft's Memo to its Indian Staff

This is a REAL MEMO from Microsoft HR Director in Redmond, WA to its staff of the Indian Origin. Every word here is kept intact without alteration.

MEMO TO INDIAN STAFF

In view of the large number of Indians working in the USA, UK and many other countries with White People, it has become important for Human Resources Department to issue directives to their Indian staff.

TO ALL HINDI-SPEAKING STAFF

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.

Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like CHUTIYA, GANDU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR CHOD, BHENCHOD when a major mistake
has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.

2. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BHOSADIKAA or MADARCHOD.

3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.

4. Furthermore, you must not say BHOSADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.

5. When things get tough, an acceptable _expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CHUDI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI..

6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA KHOOSAT.

7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.We hope you will keep these directions in mind.

Sincerely,
Steve Rider
Human Resources, Director Microsoft Corporation

Profiles on Shaadi.com

CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

These are Boys ads taken from shaadi.com


These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors
have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!


Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after
reading this mail...


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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have
female,
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a
good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u
letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework


(Homework?)


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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which
the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you


(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should
have
one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
I
love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
I
am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come
on ........hold
my hand forever !!!


(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck
now
i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot


(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr
as in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding
too
much,ain't he?)


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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in
house
but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)


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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
SHOULD
NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


(all of us are loughing{laughing})


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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this
she
would be called the woman of the lamp


(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy
wants)


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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love
thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok


(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")


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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK


(the "ok syndrome" again)


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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and
Father&mother
sister complity marred


(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)


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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.


(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)





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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes


(height of desperation! J )


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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you
are
beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that
Iam a
good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.


(uttama purushan)


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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.


(No comments)


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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.


(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)


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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other
caste
accepted ...


(but credit cards not accepted..???)


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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


(Zebra..???)


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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me
lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.


(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)





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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable


(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride.
I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get
one
soon.)





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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.


(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)


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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.


(Any takers again?)

Letter

My dear Jagjit,



I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.



We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home,

so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last



Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.


Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well.

Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.



The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.



The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons

, so
we cut them off and put them in the pocket.



Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.



By the way, I took Bahu to our club's pool side. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece

swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?



Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.



Your uncle,
Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.

We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more.

He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died.

And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.



There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.



Love Mom.



P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

Advantage of being Chinese

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if you were Chinese.
It works!

Ant and the grasshopper American and Australian version

THE AMERICAN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.



Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.



America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be that, in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Then a representative of the NAGB (The national association of green bugs) shows up on Nightline and charges the ant with green bias, and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when he sings "It's not easy being green."



Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the easy Reagan summers.



Richard Gephardt exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."



Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act," retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.



Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal hearing officers that Obama appointed from a list of single-parent welfare moms who can only hear cases on Thursdays between 1:30 and 3:00 PM. The ant loses the case.



The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he's in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't know how to maintain it.



The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food, they are showing Barrack Obama standing before a wildly applauding group of Democrats announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in America .







THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION.



The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate like him are cold and starving.

The ABC and Channel 9 show up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home with a table filled with food. Australians are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.

The Liberals, the Labour, Greens and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front of the ant's house. The ABC, interrupting an Aboriginal cultural festival special from North Queensland with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome."

Bob Brown from the Greens rants in an interview with Jana Wendt that the ant has gotten rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." In response to polls, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. It is quickly passed through the Senate.

The ant's taxes are reassessed and he is also fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as helpers.

Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

The ant moves to Asia , and starts a successful agribiz company.

The TV stations later show the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the ant's food though Spring is still months away, while the government owned house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house crumbles around him because he hadn't maintained it.

Inadequate government funding is blamed, Malcom Turnbull from the Opposition Liberals Party now is appointed to head a commission of enquiry that will cost $10,000,000.

The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Sydney Morning Herald blames it on obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity.

The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for enriching Australia 's multicultural diversity, who promptly terrorize the community.

Who says we don't live in a democracy?

Truths

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may
not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside
me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky
tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably
worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

Dog named sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, “You don’t understand. … Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too!”

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. “You don’t understand,” I said, “I hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married.” The Judge said, “Me too!”

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, “I’m looking for Sex.” — My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I’ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, “What seems to be the trouble?” I replied, “Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn’t live any longer so lonely.” and the doctor said, “Look mister, you should understand that sex isn’t a man’s best friend
so get yourself a dog.” :)

Lage raho munnabhai shayari

From latest Munna bahi movie


Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banna kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

Shayari

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Mallu jokes

Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are
here!!!!!!!! !!


1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday? An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis
dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,
folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where
"


17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea
shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....

Marriage blues

Few months after marriage

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

5 saal baad........

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana...
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena..
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Shayari

Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain

Kal na phir ye samaa hoga,
Hum mein se kaun najaane kahaan hoga..?
Murjhaaye phool to mil jaenge kitaabon mein,
Par bicchde Doston ka shayad hi koi pataa hoga….

Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the….

Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.

Dost dost se khafa nahi hota,
Pyaar pyaar se juda nahi hota.
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko,
Kyunki insaan kabhi Khuda nahi hota…

Ye safar Dosti ka kabhi khatm na hoga,
Doston se pyaar kabhi kam na hoga.
Door rehkar bhi jab rahegi mehek iski,
Hamein kabhi bicchadne ka gham na hoga…

Hum wo nahi jo tujhe gham mein chhod denge,
Hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge…
Hum to tere wo Dost hain,
Jo agar teri saasein band ho,
to apni saasein jod denge…..

Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai…
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai….

Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
Koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
Zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
Marte bhi honge to mohlat lekar aayenge

Har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai….
Har koi pyar k liye rota hai….
Ae dost ye dosti sada kayam rakhna…
Kyunki sabse jyada pyar iss dosti mei he hota hai…

Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya

Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo…..
Dosti aise hi hoti hai.

Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai

Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote…
Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote……
Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se……….
Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote………

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.

Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.

Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum…..
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya…….
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye…
Yaad raha to bas itna…ke…
Zindagi se bhi pyara..
Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya…

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.

Raatein gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naam hota hai.

Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.

Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.


Here is another one

Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro boli,"shukriya Bhaijaan

American Ramayana

Subject: firangi ramayan

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of 'Diwali' to his younger brother, this is how he
went about it...
' So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national
forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more
than 10 years or so.. he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you
know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was
reeeeal scary shit... really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit
like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so
it was fine.

But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his
bro, Laxman, pissed..... all the gods were with him... So anyways,you don't
mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys.. Dude, don't
ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... ..

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest..and anyways...it gets
kinda boring,you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided
to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his
bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least
they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in
those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like,
decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the
lamps also... so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those
fireworks...
Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and
you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the
very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July
stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was
how, like, this festival started.'

--
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and
write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.

"Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but
not necessary that you show it........"

Funny

This is to provide some comic relief...... .. You just can't stop
laughing for every single sentence in the letter below. Take a bit
of a
break to read it ! ;)

In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an
English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to
stay
in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was
concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England,
as
you know, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for
"Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the
facilities about
the WC.

The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if
he
knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of
the
letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a
" Wayside Chapel " (Place where Celebrations are done especially
like a
beautiful garden) near the house . . . a bathroom never entered
their
minds.

So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9
miles
from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine
trees,
surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people
and is
open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in
the
summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty
of
standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you
are in
the habit of going regularly. It may be of some interest to you
that my
daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her
husband.
It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It
was
wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos
in
different angle.
My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been
almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and
make
a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive
just
in time. I would recommend Your Ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as
there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and
even
the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person
enters. We
are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel
it
is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and
seating
you in a place where you can be seen by all.

With deepest regards,

The Schoolmaster

Sholay IT style

New sholay : scene ( viru ke rishtee ki baat )




Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

Kerala version of Hotel California

On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh

Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar,I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
> Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies

The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!

Republic day memories

*"A nation that forgets its history or its geography does so at its
peril".*-- V P Menon, secretary of the Ministry of States (V. P.
Menon, was an
Indian civil servant who played a vital role in the partition of India and
the integration of independent India, during the period 1945-1950. (
http://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/ V._P._Menon)

*India pays for Nehru's folly
*
A Surya Prakash

Republic Day is a day of celebration, but it also has its poignant moments,
especially when the President confers gallantry awards on brave soldiers who
lay down their lives in the line of duty. Often those who are honoured are
young men in uniform who make the supreme sacrifice while pushing back
militants trained in Pakistan-occupied Kashmir and sent into Jammu & Kashmir
to indulge in murder and mayhem. While we salute the latest batch of
martyrs, we need to reflect on the events that led to Pakistan occupying
one-third of the State and setting up the base to carry on a relentless
proxy war against us.

One such event, which has cost the nation dear, was India's fateful decision
to complain to the United Nations when Pakistan invaded Jammu & Kashmir in
October 1947. Two books that have hit the stands in recent weeks throw fresh
light on this historic blunder committed by India's first Prime Minister
Jawaharlal Nehru. While leaders like Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel, the then Home
Minister, wanted firm and swift military action to throw out the invaders,
Nehru's pusillanimity led him to beseech the world body and later to meekly
submit to the UN Security Council's advice to end military action. The
ceasefire, ordered by Nehru, prevented the Indian Army from completely
regaining the lost territory and was instrumental in the creation of a
geographical entity that is known the world over as Pakistan-occupied
Kashmir.

The fact that Nehru's moves vis-à-vis Kashmir caused much disappointment and
even anger among political leaders and Army commanders is reinforced by new
evidence available in Air Marshal (rtd) KC Cariappa's eponymous biography of
his father Field Marshal KM Cariappa, India's most distinguished soldier,
and Prof Makkhan Lal's Secular Politics, Communal Agenda -- A history of
Politics in India from 1860 to 1953, the first in a three-part series that
covers events up to 2007.

According to Air Marshal Cariappa, the Government went against the advice of
both military commanders who were directly involved in the operations:
"Father was then the General Officer Commanding-in- Chief, Western Command,
and Maj Gen Thimayya was the operational commander. They were convinced that
capture of Muzzafarabad, now the capital of Pakistan-occupied Kashmir, was
imminent. The Army, however, was ordered to suspend all offensive operations
with effect from January1, 1949 even though the enemy continued fighting."
Field Marshal Cariappa had later said that the Army had its 'tail up' and
was "confident of clearing most of Kashmir and re-investing Gilgit". But
orders were received to cease fire. "He ( Field Marshal Cariappa) said the
Army was very disappointed by the decision, but orders were orders."

This has been corroborated by other sources as well. For example, long years
ago S Nijalingappa, former President of the Congress, had told this writer
of his chance meeting with Maj Gen Thimmayya at Teen Murti Bhavan, the
official residence of the Prime Minister, around the time Nehru was
contemplating a ceasefire. According to Nijalingappa, the General told Nehru
that the Army needed two weeks more to regain lost territory but the Prime
Minister was adamant. The General found Nehru's attitude inexplicable. He
left Teen Murti Bhavan in disgust.

Air Marshal Cariappa also reproduces Lt Gen SM Shrinagesh's comment on the
Jammu & Kashmir fiasco. According to him, "Lt Gen Cariappa was ordered not
to carry out offensive operations which would threaten Pakistan's security"
and the air force was told not to attack vital bridges used by Pakistan!
"The language which the RIAF used on receiving these instructions had to be
heard to be believed."

Air Marshal Cariappa says a few years hence his father asked Nehru the
reason for the ceasefire. Nehru, on hindsight, conceded that the ceasefire
order ought to have been delayed. He reportedly told Cariappa, "Quite
frankly, looking back on it now, I think we should have given you a few more
days, ten or fifteen days more. Things would have been different."

Many of Nehru's colleagues in Government were also distressed by the
complaint to the UN and all that followed. This included Sardar Patel, BR
Ambedkar and several others.

In his book, Prof Makkhan Lal says that though Pakistan invaded Jammu &
Kashmir on October 22, 1947, Nehru had information in September about
Pakistan's aggressive designs but did not initiate any pre-emptive action.
Prof Lal says that but for Sardar Patel's decisive action (getting the
Maharaja to sign the Instrument of Accession and air-lifting troops to
Srinagar in the early hours of October 27), India would have lost Jammu &
Kashmir forever.

This view is reinforced by the reminiscences of VP Menon, who was then
Secretary in the States Department, and NV Gadgil, a Minister in the Nehru
Cabinet. Prof Lal quotes Gadgil as having said, "I am afraid Nehru is
responsible for the prolongation of the problem through his willingness to
compromise at every stage... Had Vallabhbhai been the man to handle the
Kashmir question, he would have settled it long ago. At least, he would
never have settled with a partial control of Jammu & Kashmir. He would have
occupied the whole of the State and would never have allowed it to be
elevated to international importance."

As we grieve with the families of those brave soldiers who lay down their
lives defending India's territorial integrity, we need to ask ourselves as
to what we need to do to put an end to this constant bleeding that Pakistan
is subjecting us to. We can make a beginning by getting to the truth about
Jammu & Kashmir. In order to do this, we must trash the mythology that
prevails about Nehru's infallibility and greatness. We must also firmly
reject attempts by historians patronised by the Nehru-Gandhi family to dwarf
the contribution of Sardar Patel, Ambedkar, Field Marshal Cariappa, Gen
Thimmayya, VP Menon and others, in their effort to sustain the myths they
have created about Nehru.

While chronicling the integration of 554 princely states to form the Indian
Union, Menon had said that since the time of Mahmud Ghazni, for eight
centuries India has been subjected to periodical invasions from the
North-West. Ghazni led 17 of these incursions. Keeping up this tradition,
the very first act of the new state of Pakistan was to launch an invasion
from the North-West.

Yet, Nehru, much against the advice of military commanders, allowed Pakistan
to retain part of the looted territory, thereby jeopardising India's
security forever. Recalling this, Menon warned, "A nation that forgets its
history or its geography does so at its peril". It is never too late to heed
this warning. But in order to do so, we must first get our history right and
then remember it.

Why married men shouldn't go abroad alone

You are a successful, happily married IT professional. So far, so good. One day, you get this really exciting job offer abroad, which you just can't resist. After all, many of your friends work abroad, making tons of dollars; you've always felt left behind.

You decide to grab this opportunity. What about your better half? Well, she is also an IT professional, with her own career ambitions; you decide a long-distance relationship for some time is the answer.

Here is what happens afterwards.. .


Daily communication
You call your wife every day. It's good to begin with. But, over a period of time, you start finding something amiss in your personal relationship. There is not much to talk about; after all, you definitely do not want to discuss what you did in office that day. That would be more irritating than fun.

You start getting creative and try different ways of keeping the line of communication lively. Does it work? Yes, at times, if you are lucky. You can't be romantic and flirt every day -- after all, she is your wife, not your girlfriend. So what used to be hour-long chats on the Internet is reduced to few minutes of formal talk. Sad, but true.


Work pressure and personal life
You are onsite at a customer's location; everything you do is transparent to the customer. There are few opportunities of hiding project information. This leads to more work pressure. As a result, you start getting involved in work to the extent of forgetting, at least temporarily, that you have someone back home who is thinking about you. You can't even share this with her -- after all, you do not have any family responsibility abroad and yet you want to complain about work and lack of time?

Weekend blues
In India, when you had your family with you, you always wanted those two days off. Even before the weekend arrived, a list of what you needed to do on those two days would be ready. Your plate was always full -- be it a visit to a family friend, a show at the nearby multiplex or getting the necessary household items. There was so much to do in such little time. And how time flew!

Now, however, the weekends that used to be so special after a week of hard work stretch endlessly.
As for her, what is she to do? Visit her friend? How many times? Not to mention her friend may have her own set of engagements for the weekend. Probably, she should sleep as much as she can and try to watch a movie. But how many weekends can she pass in solitude?

Bachelorhood revisited
Most of us, after marriage, miss those golden days at college, the beer and the circle of friends. But now, when you are alone like all other 'singles', believe me you will hate it. Blame it on your age or the 'married' frame of mind, 'being single' is no longer fun.

Sharing your apartment with other singles becomes so problematic that you tend to miss your well-managed home.

Women are good at multi-tasking, they can work and manage homes at the same time. But guys can't manage their beds, let alone the whole house. Believe me, a second innings at bachelorhood is definitely not hot, for sure.

Lost sleep
While alone abroad, if you suddenly wake up in the night and start thinking about your family, or if you do not get sleep the whole night, don't panic. You are not alone. This is a common phenomenon. Is it too a big price for those dollars? You decide.

Food dilemma
Thanks to your wife, you get used to breakfast, lunch, evening snacks and dinner. Once you are abroad on your own, it becomes normal for you to cook in large amounts and eat the same thing multiple times. In fact, it's perfectly okay if you have been surviving on just curd rice. Among all the issues you are facing, this seems to be the least problematic. You just want to eat to keep your stomach full. Right?

Emotional outbursts
Men are not supposed to be too emotional. But, once you stay alone for a long period of time, you'll find yourself becoming 'philosophical' ; you may even shed a few tears. You'll start questioning yourself as to what was lacking in your life that you decided to work abroad.

So how good is the deal really? If you change your mind about taking up that fabulous offer, after going through this article, please do not blame me. The decision is still yours.

Do you hate your job

Do You Hate Your Job?


When you have an "I Hate My Job " day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home :

Lock your doors
Draw the curtains
Disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable pajamas and sit in your favorite chair.
Carefully open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice, in small print , there is a statement.

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so thankful that I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

HAVE A GLORIOUS DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

Letter to a bank manager

Here is an actual letter sent to a Bank in the United States. The Bank
Manager thought it funny enough to have it published in the New York Times.



Dear Sir:

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to
pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have
elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of
the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly
deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has only been in
place for eight years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and
also for debiting my account by $50 by way of penalty for the inconvenience I
caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me
to rethink my errant financial ways. You have set me on the path of fiscal
righteousness. No more will our relationship be blighted by these unpleasant
incidents, for I am restructuring my affairs in 2002, taking as my model the
procedures, attitudes and conduct of your very bank. I can think of no greater
compliment and I know you will be excited and proud to hear it.

To this end, please be advised about the following changes:

I have noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and
letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,
ever-changing, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

From now on I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.
My mortgage and loan repayments will, therefore and hereafter, no longer be
automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and
confidentially to an employee at your branch whom you must nominate.

You will be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other
person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your
chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that
I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no
alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be
countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial
situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented
proof.

In due course I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must
quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits
but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required to
access my account balance on your phone bank service.

As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the
playing field even further by introducing you to my new telephone system,
which you will notice, is very much like yours.

My Authorized Contact at your bank, the only person with whom I will have
any dealings, may call me at any time and will be answered by an automated
voice service:

Press buttons as follows:

1. To make an appointment to see me. 2. To query a missing payment. 3. To
transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. 4. To transfer the call
to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in
case I am attending to nature. 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if
I am not at home. 7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access
my computer is required. Password will be communicated at a later date to
the Authorized Contact. 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options
1 through 7 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then
be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
While this may on occasion involve a length wait, uplifting music will play for
the duration of the call. This month I've chosen a refrain from "The Best of
Woodie Guthrie: "Oh, the banks are made of marble, With a guard at every door,
And the vaults are filled with silver, That the miners sweated for."

On a more serious note, we come to the matter of cost. As your bank has
often pointed out, the ongoing drive for greater efficiency comes at a cost which
you have always been quick to pass on to me. Let me repay your kindness by
passing some costs back.

First, there is a matter of advertising material you send me. This I will
read for a fee of $20 per page. Inquiries from the Authorized Contact will be
billed at $5 per minute of my time spent in response. Any debits to my
account, as, for example, in the matter of the penalty for the dishonored check,
will be passed back to you.

My new phone service runs at 75 cents a minute. You will be well advised to
keep your inquiries brief and to the point.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an
establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever-so-slightly less prosperous, New Year?

Your Humble Client,

(Name Withheld)

Original and copied hindi songs

Listen to these original songs ...
and
copied Hindi songs

Dhoom song DHoom Macchale copy of Jesse Cook's 'Mario takes a walk'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=e3iTfEF52kw
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=CvhPvxmD3mI

Race Song Pehli Nazar copy of Chinese Kim Hyung Song Sarang Hae Yo
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=8KoS3weBxAg
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=ffp5h_FGEJY

Race Song Zara Zara Touch Me copy of Lee-Hom Wang's 'Zhu Lin Shen Chu'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=wdTrPI3mumU
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=kLU76W2qbPs& feature=related

Jab we met's 'Yeh ishq kya' copy of Anggun's Être Une Femme
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=T4poevqspsI
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=TQyU6EqWh_ o&feature= related

Jab We Met Aao milo chale copy Indonesian band, Peterpan's 'Di Belakangku'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=EGXniVSfSZE
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=7jpUic8hWD8& feature=related

Woh Lamhe 'Kya mujhe pyaar hai'copy of Indonesian Band 'Tak bisakah'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=EZTqg1MgkTY
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=2EoblYYvLsE& feature=related

Bhool Bulaiya Halla Hafiz copy of Amr Diab's Awedony
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=8Xi_xOmmsRY
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=UtVerSkccgo& feature=related

Dhol Dil Liya copy of Dania Khatib's 1999 hit, 'Leiley'
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ Leiley-DaniaElKh ateeb.rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=xBkp57nRE5A

Life in a Metro song Baatein kuch ankahee copy of Korean song, 'Ah
Reum Dah Oon Sa Ram' by Seo Yu Seok!
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=KCTGuhPcC4Y
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=Ura4grIiF90& feature=related

Bhool Bhulaiyya Hare ram hare ram copy of Bill Hailey's Oriental Rock
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ OrientalRock- BillHaleyComets. rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=4lu3EorpiQ4

Life in a Metro song O Meri jaan copy of Queensryche' s Silent Lucidity
and Amr Diab's Ba'ed el Layali
Original 1: http://youtube. com/watch? v=-2ohGF0K4AI
Original 2: http://youtube. com/watch? v=P2y_Vbev5zs
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=3g2ICCQNQ- w

Pyar ke side effects song Jaane kya copy of 'Mahi' by Hadiqa Kiyani
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=mokJJsRfP6Q
COPY: http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=V5fEHdP- 5Dc

Woh Lamhe song Chal Chale copy of a 1965 track called 'A World of our
own' by the band, The Seekers
Original: http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=S9oaXzrsV3Q
COPY: http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=KeJ2tqPjnps

Dhoom Song DHOOM AGAIN copy of a song called 'Dudu' from Tarkan
Portions edited appropriately
Original:http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ Dudu_ver2- Tarkan.rm
COPY: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ DhoomAgain- Dhoom2.rm

Speed song Tikki Tikki copy of Turkish pop superstar Tarkan's 2003 hit,
'Dudu'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=KoJ34jPX3WM
COPY: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ TikhiTikhi- Speed.rm

Agnipankh song Janmabhoomi & Zindagi hai copy of Abrar-ul-haq' s 'December
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ December- AbrarUlHaq. rm
COPY 1: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ Janmabhoomi- Agnipankh. rm
COPY 2: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ ZindagiHaiTo- Agnipankh. rm

Bhagam Bhag songs Signal & Afreen copy of Trinidadian Soca hit,
'Signal for Lara' by Superblue & Cheb Mami's 2001 track, 'Viens
Habibi'
Original 1: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ SignalForLara- SuperBlue. rm
Original 2: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ ViensHabibi- ChebMami. rm
COPY 1: http://youtube. com/watch? v=G31riHQjvDI
COPY 2: http://youtube. com/watch? v=b-65fajmsC8

Life in a Metro In dino copy of Waqar Ali's 'Mera naam hai mohobbat'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=89wB3og_ yXQ
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=aQ52IJjbNg4

Raqueeb songs 'Jaane kaise' copy of Amr Diab's 2003 track, 'Allem
albi' and song 'Channa ve channa' copy of Pashto singer Rahim Shah.
Original 1:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=NqoXaLHFTik& feature=related
Original 2: http://youtube. com/watch? v=JplIDBi6wZE
Copy 1: http://youtube. com/watch? v=rjwMsYnEJ58
Copy2:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=33EJLt- NMDQ&feature= related

Kya Love Story Hai Song 'Miss you everyday' Lift of Lebanese singer
Karina's 2006 chartbuster 'Alatoul'
'Jab se tum mile ho' is a lift from Pakistani singer Hadiqa Kiyani's
1996 number (album: Raaz), 'Jab se tum milay ho'!
Original 1: http://youtube. com/watch? v=snIA9iR0b- 0
Original 2: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ JabSeTumMilay- Hadiqa.rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=FJ_w0HDh0N0

Kya Love Story Hain song 'Deewana teri aankhon ka' copy of Black Eyed
Peas' 'Bebot'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=gQAGh3JViyI
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=Nr0ASdmHF40

Kya Love Story Hai song Gum sum hai dil mera copy of Thai song, 'Oh la
nor...my love' by Bird Thungchai.
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=tJjrJIh8c8k
COPY: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ GumSumHaiDil- KLSH.rm

Ankahee song Aa paas aa copy of Ottmar Liebert's 'Starry nite (March of
Kings)
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ StarryNite- OttmarLiebert. rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=KbsUBqQxygY

Apna sapna money money song Dil mein baji guitar copy of song,
'Sheloha shela' by the Middle Eastern group, Miami Band
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ ShelohaShela- MiamiBand. rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=pCPA80elJlY

Woh Lamhe song 'Tu Jo nahi' copy of 'Tu Jo Nahi SB John
Original:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=HWoKJMnMRSQ& feature=related
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=br_RJ0- rlbY

Bas ek Pal song 'Hai ishq' copy of Yuri Mrakadi's 'Arabiyon Ana'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=c8gt6agxYN0
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=qoHtiN4rWJo

Pyaar Ke Side Effects song 'Is this love' copy of Paul Anka's 1969
track 'A-mi-manera'
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ A-mi-manera_ MyWay.rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=CGzMwPzc1VY

Ankahee Title song copy of Boney M's 1984 track, 'Somewhere in the world'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=68hPjUoAk4E
COPY:http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ Ankahee-TitleSon g.rm

Gangster
Song 'Ya ali' copy of Arabic band Guitara's 'Ya ghaly'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=ZJi50826cu4
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=dpl9o_0Dtb4& feature=related

SOng 'Lamha lamha' lifted form Waris Baig's 1998 track, 'Kal shab dekha
maine'
Original: http://youtube. .com/watch? v=0wfe0u- 7DpI
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=dJscz7bJ080

Song 'Bheegi bheegi' lift from Mohiner Ghoraguli's Bangla jibhonmuki gaan
Original:http://youtube. com/watch? v=xAkzopTMXHc
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=_wwsyz2YBUg& feature=related

Song Tu hi meri shab hai copy of 'Sacral Nirvana' by Oliver Shanti & Friends
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=5JXrmUD0EK0
Copy:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=BklekKJPjlI& feature=related

Ek Hasina Thi
Song Akhiyaan Na Maar copy of Pakistani singer Waris Baig's 2004 track,
'Challa'
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ Challa-WarisBaig .rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=BuFQ0aZLP8E

Song Jal Jal Ke copy of Yuri Mrakadi's 2001 track, 'Arabiyon Ana'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=gmmToe4TJw8
COPY:http://youtube. com/watch? v=F_MYsiA3YY0

Fight Club Song Chorein ki Batein copy of Pakistani singer Ali Zafar's
'Channo ki aankhen'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=lLhylAWQgo8
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=NrVm2NEoatY

Ek Khiladi Ek Hasina song 'Jhoom' Lifted from Britney Spears'
commercial for Pepsi, 'Joy of Pepsi'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=HSZaif6xlWc
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=wKpYRUI3o4M

Garam Masala
Songs 'Dil samundar' copy of Turkish singer Tarkan's 'Kuzu kuzu'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=u4kncVrjaQk
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=4SHSxTBT4D0

Song 'Chori Chori' copy of Balwinder Safri's 'Hai rabba'
Original 1: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ ChoriChori2- GaramMasala. rm
Original 2: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ HaiRabba- DrZeus.rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=xT5-NxdawRI

Song'Ada' copy of song Amr Diab's Ana
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ AmrDiab-Ana. rm
COPY:http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ HaiRabba- DrZeus.rm

Dhoom song Shikdum copy of Tarkan's 'Sikidim'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=g2uy7Cfl6kU
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=i2xThHWuM9A

Chocolate
Song 'Zahreeli raatein' copy of Jal's 'Aadat'
Original: http://youtube. com/watch? v=FdZDRZTf67Y
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=XyZEth7A0aw

Song 'Bheega bheega sa' copy of Abrar-ul-Haq' s 'December'
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ December- AbrarUlHaq. rm
COPY:
http://youtube. com/watch? v=LCZhMHUFabI& feature=related

Song 'Halka halka sa' copy of 'Breeze from Saintes Maries'
Original: http://www.itwofs. com/audio/ BreezeFromSainte sMaries-JesseCoo k.rm
COPY: http://youtube. com/watch? v=xcaog3CT6Fs