Husband store

> > Husband
> Store
>
> A
> store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City ,
> where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> store operates:
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>
>
>
> You may visit this store
> ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the
> products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
> shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
> choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back
> down except to exit the building!
>
>
>
>
> So,
> a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
> first floor the sign on the door
> reads:
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>
>
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have
> Jobs
>
>
>
>
> She
> is intrigued, but continues to the second
> floor, where the sign
> reads:
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>
>
>
> Floor
> 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> Kids.
>
>
>
> 'That's
> nice,' she thinks, 'but I want
> more.'
>
>
>
>
> So she continues upward. The third
> floor sign reads:
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>
>
> Floor
> 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
> Looking.
>
>
>
>
> 'Wow,'
> she thinks, but feels
> compelled to keep going.
>
>
>
>
> She
> goes to the fourth f loor and the sign
> reads:
>
>
>
> Floor
> 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
> Looking and Help With Housework.
>
>
>
>
> 'Oh,
> mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand
> it!'
>
>
>
> Still,
> she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
> reads:
>
>
>
>
> Floor
> 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
> Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
>
>
>
> She
> is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
> where the sign reads:
>
>
>
>
> Floor
> 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
> men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store.
>
>
>
>
> PLEASE
> NOTE:
>
> To
> avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
> New Wives store just across the
> street..
>
>
>
> The
> first floor has wives that love sex.
>
>
>
> The
> second
> floor has wives that love sex and have money
> and like beer.
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>
> The
> third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
> visited.
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>