Brain teaser

1. What do you put in a toaster?


Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?


Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next
question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content
yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.


3. I f a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why
the hell are you still reading these???


If you said "glass," go on to! Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight, TWO
engines! Fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany . Where
would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's
land"?


Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a
dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors",
proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon ,
two people get off and four get on In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16
people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
Haven. What! Was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was
YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!